Sunday, July 29, 2012

Never skinny, always curvy!

    What's in? Ultra thin women! What am I? Definitely not one of them! I've always been curvy and I've accepted that years ago. I'll never reach a size 4 pants, unless you lock me in solitude or sew my mouth shut. But regardless, I do love maintaining a healthy lifestyle. Meaning, I enjoy eating the right types of foods! I better ....considering my future career relies on me telling OTHERS how to eat.
Now I have a weakness for sweet things....especially chocolate! O.o and I've been doing really great as far as keeping away from it. But I go into work and look what I find sitting on a table begging for my attention...






  Small packets of candy in a bucket.....my mind is saying don't you freaken dare Lori walk away! My belly is saying, FEED ME!
And oh I walk away all right, feeling like a champ....until I open the fridge and see a box of pizza inside. Guess what I had for breakfast today?
Butt, thighs...we are bffs.



2 comments:

  1. GIMME DAT SHIT!!!! Lori, you and I need to hitch our arms together and skip merrily to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory sometime. Go swimming in the chocolate river like fucking champions!

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  2. Ultra thin women are in?
    Nuh-uh. It's all about the curves!

    Plus, chocolate is so good, treat yourself.

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