What's in? Ultra thin women! What am I? Definitely not one of them! I've always been curvy and I've accepted that years ago. I'll never reach a size 4 pants, unless you lock me in solitude or sew my mouth shut. But regardless, I do love maintaining a healthy lifestyle. Meaning, I enjoy eating the right types of foods! I better ....considering my future career relies on me telling OTHERS how to eat.
Now I have a weakness for sweet things....especially chocolate! O.o and I've been doing really great as far as keeping away from it. But I go into work and look what I find sitting on a table begging for my attention...
Small packets of candy in a bucket.....my mind is saying don't you freaken dare Lori walk away! My belly is saying, FEED ME!
And oh I walk away all right, feeling like a champ....until I open the fridge and see a box of pizza inside. Guess what I had for breakfast today?
Butt, thighs...we are bffs.
Now I have a weakness for sweet things....especially chocolate! O.o and I've been doing really great as far as keeping away from it. But I go into work and look what I find sitting on a table begging for my attention...
Small packets of candy in a bucket.....my mind is saying don't you freaken dare Lori walk away! My belly is saying, FEED ME!
And oh I walk away all right, feeling like a champ....until I open the fridge and see a box of pizza inside. Guess what I had for breakfast today?
Butt, thighs...we are bffs.
GIMME DAT SHIT!!!! Lori, you and I need to hitch our arms together and skip merrily to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory sometime. Go swimming in the chocolate river like fucking champions!
ReplyDeleteUltra thin women are in?
ReplyDeleteNuh-uh. It's all about the curves!
Plus, chocolate is so good, treat yourself.